1Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire HomeYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
2Texas Man Abducted by Aliens for Outer Space Joy RideYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
3National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling HoldsYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
4Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled to Play Newborn Baby in High School PlayYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
5Three‐Year‐Old Genius Graduates High School at Top of Her ClassYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
6Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage StampYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
7Principal Punishes Students with Bad Impressions and Tired JokesYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
8Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of CheeseYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
9X‐ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside PatientYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
10Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #2Yo La Tengo, Jad Fair
11Retired Woman Starts New Career in Monkey FashionsYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
12Circus Strongman Runs for PTA PresidentYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
13High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built for 26Yo La Tengo, Jad Fair
14Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #1Yo La Tengo, Jad Fair
15Ohio Town Saved From Killer Bees by Hungry Vampire BatsYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
16Nevada Man Invents Piano with 21 Extra KeysYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
17Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum from SoapYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
18Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect GameYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
19Ingenious Scientist Invents Car of the FutureYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
20Car Gears Stick in Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town BackwardsYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
21Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes TownYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
22Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes with Hundred‐Dollar BillsYo La Tengo, Jad Fair
