1Hey Goth Girl, Isn't It a Little Hot to Be Wearing Pants?The Great Redneck Hope
2A Rhetorical Question: What Do Christian Kids Talk About? (Ex: "God Is Awesome" "Totally")The Great Redneck Hope
3I Don't Lift Weights to Impress the Bitches. I Lift Weights to Knock a Sucka's Teeth Out.The Great Redneck Hope
4Three Easy Steps to Digging Up and Reanimating Your Ass, Only to Rock It Into the Ground Once Again.The Great Redneck Hope
5You're Fired, You're Fired, You're Fired. Goddamn It, I'm Spike Lee.The Great Redneck Hope
6Girl, Are You Down With Bacteria? And If So, Would You Like to See the Inside of Our Van?The Great Redneck Hope
7Oh My God. Omigod. Oohhh My God. I Thought Nailguns Had A Safety.The Great Redneck Hope
8I'm Pretty Sure I Got My Cat PregnantThe Great Redneck Hope
9They Say the People Elect the Government They Deserve, but I Don't Remember Knife-Raping Any Retarded Nuns.The Great Redneck Hope
