1Nine Minutes of Non‐FictionNeil Perry
3Seeping Through the CracksNeil Perry
4What Is in the MakingNeil Perry
5Looking Back on the Way You Want to Be in the FutureNeil Perry
6Fading Away Like the Rest of ThemNeil Perry
7Sorry for the Misunderstanding Mr. Watts…Neil Perry
8Millions Lost at the Penny ArcadeNeil Perry
9I Wanna Talk to SamsonNeil Perry
10Yes Officer My Name Is Mr. Hermitiowitch…Neil Perry
11Shit Blows Up…It’s So GoodNeil Perry
12Becoming What You HateNeil Perry
13Another Trip to BaltimoreNeil Perry
14Igor, My Girlfriend Dumped Me… Let’s Write Sad SongsNeil Perry
15So Tom Cruise Turns to Me and SaysNeil Perry
16Breathing With One Bad LungNeil Perry
17There’s a Fine Line Between Thrift Store and White TrashNeil Perry
18A Friend Is a Lesson to Be LearnedNeil Perry
19September 15th, City Lights, and the Clouds That Suck Them DryNeil Perry
20I Bought This Southern Rap Compilation and All I Got Was This Lousy High HatNeil Perry
21Josh’s Dream Party: Beer, Girls, and a ComputerNeil Perry
22Memoirs of an Illiterate PenpalNeil Perry
23There Will Come Soft RainsNeil Perry
24You Can’t Fight Jose Cuervo and WinNeil Perry
25Don’t Even Try to Start a Honda Accord If It’s in DriveNeil Perry
26Bluebook Bedtime StoryNeil Perry
27Trips to BaltimoreNeil Perry
28Friends That FuckNeil Perry
29Luc Fucked the Prom QueenNeil Perry
30When My Favorite Sports Team Loses, It Makes Me Want to Hit My GirlfriendNeil Perry
31Mauro, If This Is a Show About God, I’m Gonna Kill YouNeil Perry
32The Last Sip Is 90% SpitNeil Perry
33Short‐Haired MetalNeil Perry
37Elvis Wears NikesNeil Perry
39There Was Definitely a Point When the Victim Passed Out…Then the Killer Kicked HimNeil Perry
40I’m Sad for YouNeil Perry
