1Certain leaders in government look or act like certain pop culture references!David Cross
2Women, please rinse off your vagina and anus!David Cross
3I’ve taken a popular contemporary pop song and changed the lyrics to comment on the proliferation of Starbucks in my neighborhood!David Cross
4A rapid series of comical noises!David Cross
5Although indigent, rural families have little to say in the matter, third rate public education has kept them ignorant and thus, great sources of ridicule!David Cross
6My child is enthralling, especially when it says something unexpectedly precocious even though it doesn’t understand what it just said!David Cross
7My immigrant mom talks funny!David Cross
8When it comes to Jews, behavior one might perceive as obnoxious and annoying I present as “quirky” but it’s okay to joke about it because I, myself, am Jewish!David Cross
9Pandering to the locals!David Cross
10Even though I am in the closet, that won’t prevent me from getting cheap laughs at the expense of homosexuals!David Cross
11Weathermen have become, for the most part, obsolete!David Cross
12When all is said and done, I am lonely and miserable and barely able to mask my contempt for the audience as I trot out the same sorry act I’ve been doing since the mid‐eighties!David Cross
